Monday, June 27, 2005

Kit Fisto - Child Star

Apparently some younger undisciplined padawans have been spreading a rumour about my early years, I have heard whispers about me supposedly being the guy who played Paul on the wonder years.

This could not be further from the truth.

For starters, Paul doesn't have any tentacles growing from his head, he is clearly human, and he is no way near as proficient as I am with the force.

Sometimes I think padawans are just out to hurt my feelings. After consulting to council on the matter, I have been advised to come forward and admit to my past. I was a child actor, but I never portrayed a human. My most memorable role was in the documentary 'Men in Black', which was made as an educational film to give important tips to interplanetary tourists, such as why it is important to always carry a passport, why you should get your immunisation shots taken care of before you travel and why not to upset any inhabitants of planet MIB

Here is a shot of me shot of a young me in my scene showing why you should never drink the local tap water. ( I have chosen not to show the later shot where I unfortunately vomit on Agent J from planet MIB)

Kit Fisto

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Is it just me, or does this shirt make me look a little green?

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but no-one seems to have any respect for a (semi)aquatic life form anymore. Why is it that when a clone trooper sees you have tentacles growing out of your head they always feel the urge to yell out 'Hey Octopus head!' when you are out on the street? And the thing is I can never tell which clone it is who is insulting me, because they all look the same.
You think Twi'lek have a hard time with only 2 cranial appendages, then try having over a dozen!
But it's not all bad, occasionally I get stopped in the temple by a young padawan who asks me to get an autograph for them from my cousin, Abe Sapien (from the movie Hellboy)

Anywho, must dash, apparently there is a disco organised tonight, but no one will tell me where it is.

Its not easy being green

Kit Fisto