Monday, June 27, 2005

Kit Fisto - Child Star

Apparently some younger undisciplined padawans have been spreading a rumour about my early years, I have heard whispers about me supposedly being the guy who played Paul on the wonder years.

This could not be further from the truth.

For starters, Paul doesn't have any tentacles growing from his head, he is clearly human, and he is no way near as proficient as I am with the force.

Sometimes I think padawans are just out to hurt my feelings. After consulting to council on the matter, I have been advised to come forward and admit to my past. I was a child actor, but I never portrayed a human. My most memorable role was in the documentary 'Men in Black', which was made as an educational film to give important tips to interplanetary tourists, such as why it is important to always carry a passport, why you should get your immunisation shots taken care of before you travel and why not to upset any inhabitants of planet MIB

Here is a shot of me shot of a young me in my scene showing why you should never drink the local tap water. ( I have chosen not to show the later shot where I unfortunately vomit on Agent J from planet MIB)

Kit Fisto


Blogger JawaJuice said... were so cute.

7:53 AM  
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11:11 AM  
Blogger Jar Jar Binks said...

Berry much.

2:24 AM  
Blogger Leia said...

Awwww, did you ruin his suit?

8:35 AM  
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10:18 PM  
Blogger Kit Fisto said...

Lucky for Agent J I didn't ruin his suit, but it did have to be sent to MIB drycleaning.

But from what I hear those guys have a huge laundry budget, so it wasn't really that much of a big deal

2:38 AM  
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8:10 AM  
Blogger Dinorider d'Andoandor said...

cute baby kit

8:04 PM  

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